“I had to fire half my staff.”
“You only had four employees!”
“So? I still had to fire two people.”
“When my best floor technician, Harry White, left, I hired two asian techs to replace him.”
“But, didn’t you just fire two asians?”
“Two Wongs don’t make a White.”
You are in a featureless room, where the walls, floor and ceiling are white. There is light in the room, but you can’t figure out where it’s coming from. You are facing North.
You look down. Hey, you can’t see your body! You’re dead! You win! Congratulations!