“I had to fire half my staff.”

“You only had four employees!”

“So?  I still had to fire two people.”


“When my best floor technician, Harry White, left, I hired two asian techs to replace him.”

“But, didn’t you just fire two asians?”

“Two Wongs don’t make a White.”

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Just Another Day at the Passport Office

On a boring day at the passport office, some guy burst in.  Looked like he’d been attacked by a bear.

Uncharacteristically, government employees rushed to help him.  He was later taken by ambulance.

Turns out he’d infected all the employees with the zombie plague.

Didn’t affect their work performance, though.

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