Published at: 08:10 pm - Friday October 02 2009
The killer walked up to his victim from behind, and backstabbed him.
The victim fell, face up, revealing to the killer that he’d actually killed himself.
“Oh, shit!” he thought, looking upon his own, now inert features. “That’s the last time I go back in time!”
How right he was.
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Published at: 09:10 am - Friday October 02 2009
The first guy tried to pick up these three girls at a bar by flexing his muscles. They politely declined.
The second guy tried singing. They booed him away.
The third guy simply said, “You girls raise the bar.” And they left with him.
Girls just want to have pun.
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