The Smell of Fear

“What’s that smell?”

“That, my good friend, is the smell of fear, amplified a billion-fold.”

“Smells like stale pee.”

“One of the ingredients.”

“Dangerous?”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, is it toxic or something?”

“It’s perfectly safe.”

Just then, all predators in a ten-mile radius burst in and ate them.

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DVD From the Future!

“This DVD will show us the future!” he said.

“What did you waste your money on, now?  Some self-help guru’s prognostications?  Some crackpot financial analyst’s get-rich-quick scheme?” she said.

“No, this will be actual footage, from the future!  Watch!”

He starts it.

Footage from the lab.

White flash.

Then static.

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