The Ultimate Argument

“Yes!”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No!”

“Yes…”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No!”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“YES!”

“NO!”

She wouldn’t admit she was wrong.

We’d been arguing for over an hour.

Clearly, “No” was the more decisive answer to any question. It’s shorter than “Yes,” and it can’t lead to much else, unlike “Yes”.

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Major Accomplishment

Everyone kept telling me it couldn’t be done.

There was no way I could win: my opponent had already decided the outcome and taken the initiative.

I tried all my usual methods: logic and constructive reasoning.

It was hard, but in the end, I won an argument on the Internet!

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