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Today, instead of a 50-word story, I offer you a 50-word song, which I composed, recorded and mixed today, all by myself.

Click the play button to hear the results:

Robots can’t play
Ukelele
Their fingers are all wrong
And they’re much too strong
They’d squeeze it too tight
Plus they can’t fly a kite

Robots can’t play
Ukelele
They don’t know ’bout melody
Mess up the  harmony
They can get in the rhyth’um
But a uke isn’t a drum

“Yes!”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No!”

“Yes…”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No!”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“YES!”

“NO!”

She wouldn’t admit she was wrong.

We’d been arguing for over an hour.

Clearly, “No” was the more decisive answer to any question. It’s shorter than “Yes,” and it can’t lead to much else, unlike “Yes”.