Reading Between the Lines

He was never one to read between the lines. Until now, that is.

Fighting his way through some badly-written medieval sword-and-sorcery tale and barely surviving, his mind kept thinking up synonyms to the expression “cruel and unusual punishment.”

He never expected anything like this, when the judge said, “Book him.”

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Vampires vs. Zombies

Vampires and zombies emerged at the same time.

Nobody knows why.

They fought for their main resource: live humans.

Eventually, none were left.  The zombies and vampires stopped fighting, with nothing left to fight for.

Gradually, with no “food” left, both groups faded away.

Guess that’s a happy ending, right?

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