Published at: 11:11 pm - Sunday November 15 2009
“There I was, enjoying a nice restaurant meal, when these vampires burst in and scared everybody. I picked up my steak, pushed it into that vampire’s heart, and dusted him.”
“Stake isn’t spelled ‘S-T-E-A-K’.”
“Those vamps didn’t seem to know much about spelling.”
“Guess they should have stayed in school.”
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Published at: 11:10 am - Tuesday October 20 2009
Vampires and zombies emerged at the same time.
Nobody knows why.
They fought for their main resource: live humans.
Eventually, none were left. The zombies and vampires stopped fighting, with nothing left to fight for.
Gradually, with no “food” left, both groups faded away.
Guess that’s a happy ending, right?
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