The Eternal Joke

He laughed for a while, then caught his breath. His eyes returned to their vacant normal state. I told the joke again. When I hit the punchline, he laughed. He always laughed for the same duration. Like clockwork. It’s so easy being a comic for people with no long-term memory!

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Waiting in Line

Waiting in line at one of those alcoholic beverage-tasting events.

He was telling one of his jokes:

“…and then she says, ‘I don’t know why you’re bending over, but I can’t wait to find out!’”

“Meh.”

“Not funny?”

“The punch line is too long.  Let’s switch to the beer line.”

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