Life is Like Buying a Video Game and Finding, Upon Opening the Case, that the Disk is not Inside

“Life is like a bad video game.”

“There’s no tutorial.”

“It takes a while to figure out, and you never get it completely.”

“A lot of it feels more like work than a game.”

“The balancing is out-of-whack.”

“The graphics are meh.”

“The plot makes no sense…”

“Then, game over.”

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Waiting in Line

Waiting in line at one of those alcoholic beverage-tasting events.

He was telling one of his jokes:

“…and then she says, ‘I don’t know why you’re bending over, but I can’t wait to find out!’”


“Not funny?”

“The punch line is too long.  Let’s switch to the beer line.”

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