Published at: 11:11 pm - Sunday November 29 2009
Clang! She broke another plate.
“You asshole, you… MAN!” she screamed.
“Calm down… Tell me, what did I do?” he said.
“Nothing… YET!”
“What?”
“I checked the ‘scope, earlier. You’re going to do that SLUT from the coffee shop, tomorrow!”
“But…”
“That thing is always accurate.”
“I…”
“Shut up, asshole.”
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Published at: 10:09 pm - Thursday September 24 2009
The Vampire sat with his friend Jake, the Last Man on Earth.
“I’m so hungry,” said the Vampire.
“So, just eat something.”
“Only human flesh will do, but if I eat you, I won’t have a friend to talk to anymore.”
“You can’t have your Jake and eat him, too.”
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