Today’s Forecast: Cloudy, with a Chance of Divorce
Clang! She broke another plate.
“You asshole, you… MAN!” she screamed.
“Calm down… Tell me, what did I do?” he said.
“Nothing… YET!”
“What?”
“I checked the ‘scope, earlier. You’re going to do that SLUT from the coffee shop, tomorrow!”
“But…”
“That thing is always accurate.”
“I…”
“Shut up, asshole.”