Published at: 09:11 pm - Thursday November 12 2009
“I had to fire half my staff.”
“You only had four employees!”
“So? I still had to fire two people.”
“Why?”
“When my best floor technician, Harry White, left, I hired two asian techs to replace him.”
“But, didn’t you just fire two asians?”
“Two Wongs don’t make a White.”
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Published at: 11:08 am - Monday August 03 2009
You are in a featureless room, where the walls, floor and ceiling are white. There is light in the room, but you can’t figure out where it’s coming from. You are facing North.
>Look down
You look down. Hey, you can’t see your body! You’re dead! You win! Congratulations!
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