Published at: 10:11 pm - Sunday November 15 2009
“Tomatoes always lose in a fight: they’re too fragile.”
“Yeah, but potatoes or carrots can’t stand the heat either, they just soften and fall apart.”
“So, who would win in a vegetable food fight?”
“Onions.”
“Why?”
“Onions are natural tear gas, for one. Plus, they are great mine layers.”
“Layers?”
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Published at: 11:08 am - Monday August 03 2009
You are in a featureless room, where the walls, floor and ceiling are white. There is light in the room, but you can’t figure out where it’s coming from. You are facing North.
>Look down
You look down. Hey, you can’t see your body! You’re dead! You win! Congratulations!
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