Breakfast Cereal
“I’m so hungry, right now.”
“Here, have a bowl of this breakfast cereal.”
” ‘Analphabits’? Don’t they mean ‘Alphabits’ ?”
“They’re very similar. But these are all broken up, so they don’t look like actual letters. They’re unreadable.”
“Ah. But the ‘Anal-’ part isn’t very appetizing.”
“Well, they do look like shit.”
Breakfast Cereal,
At least Analphabits sound more appetizing than that brief period when Lucky Charms added Red Hemorrhoids to their lineup.