Vinyl Fetish
“Broken or unplayable vinyl records should be recycled.”
“Into what?”
“Well, vinyl is short for polyvinyl chloride, or PVC. They could make shiny, sexy clothes. Wouldn’t you like to get a nice, slick catsuit for your wife to wear?”
“Not sure.”
“Why?”
“My wife already sounds like a broken record…”
Vinyl Fetish,