They had burned his entire library!
Perpetual optimist, he thought, “I’ll just write some books of my own!”
So he started writing. He found he loved writing so much he couldn’t stop himself to even read what he wrote. He just kept writing.
Too bad everything he wrote was crap.
“It’s going to change you, man.”
“You mean it’ll rewrite my operating parameters?”
“You NERD. Something like that, yeah.”
“But, more power can only lead to bigger accomplishments!”
“Well, yeah, it can, but, like they say, ‘power corrupts’. ”
“So, it’s like a surge, and then I end up with bad clusters?”